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  • Mobility

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  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • I’m your new creative director

    You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
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    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Up and coming moderator

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  • Perfectionist

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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • Inception

    You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • Tommy Wiseau

    You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
    2%
  • Gandhi

    You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
    1%
  • I'm a rock star

    You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
    1%
  • Amateur spy - level Johnny English

    You're following 50 people
    0%
  • Master spy - level Maxwell Smart

    You're following 100 people
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  • Godlike spy - level 007

    You're following 200 people
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  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    87%
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    4%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    7%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    23%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    14%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    29%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    69%
  • Censored

    Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
    74%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    84%
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Born_hustla's favorite FMLs
By Anonymous - / Thursday 21 December 2017 01:30 /

FML's "You Had One Job" Selection : You Know The Drill!

Everyone on the internet must've heard of the "You had one job" series of pictures, memes and tropes. We've decided to compile our very favorite ones. You might've seen some of these before, and maybe some will be new to you. In any case, we hope you enjoy our selection!

By Alan - / Friday 22 December 2017 17:30 /

10 FMLs About Shitty Santas That Will Give You Real Life Nightmares Before Christmas

If you want to be dreaming of a white Christmas, don’t read these FMLs because will give you nightmares instead. Here are 10 times people Xmas dreams were shattered by terrible Santas.

By Nina - / Saturday 23 December 2017 22:00 /

These 10 Funny Tweets Will Give You The Life You Need To Push Through The Last 15 Days of 2017

There are only two weeks left of 2017, guys. You can do this! In the meantime, these funny tweets should give you the little push you need to continue to just barely get by.

By Nina - / Sunday 17 December 2017 17:30 / France - Paris

Man Who Bought Two Pizzas For 10,000 Bitcoins In 2010 Is Probably Feeling Pretty Shitty Now That One Bitcoin is Now Worth Over $12K

Now that the bitcoin has hit an all-time high, now valued at more than $12,000, let’s remember the one man who must be screaming “FML” right now: that dude who inspired Bitcoin Pizza Day back in 2010.

By Nina - / Wednesday 6 December 2017 22:00 / France - Paris