About Cash_monkey72
My life is as boring as shit, but it's still better than yours. You're probably here because either you enjoyed one of my comments, or because I offended you. If you enjoyed my comment, thank you for having a sense of humor. If I offended you, go fuck yourself. Oops, did I offend you again? If you're into post-hardcore I would recommend checking out my cousin's band, As Animals Eat my Insides. If you've read this far, I'm a little creeped out, but I'm ok with it as long as you're a hot girl. If you feel like giving away random money, message me, because I would send it to a very good charity, my back pocket. In my opinion, there is no point in living if there won't be a zombie apocalypse. Oh, and learn some fucking grammar people! You're = you are! Your = possessive! It isn't that hard! The End
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