About Nile
Ta gueule.
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Nile's FML badges
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Supersize Menu

    You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • This isn't what should be happening

    You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
  • I never take things to heart

    Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • Verified

    You are certified FML now
  • My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

    You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
  • I NEED to know!

    You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Gandhi

    You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
    1%
  • I'm a rock star

    You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
    1%
  • Tommy Wiseau

    You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
    2%
  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
    33%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    46%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    4%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    80%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    33%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    23%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    12%
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