About Shadyftw1
When i was born, i was given a choice between a large dick and a good memory... I dont't remember what i chose.
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Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

By The Sbeak - / Friday 13 February 2009 15:54 / United States
By Username / Thursday 21 April 2011 18:30 / United States
By Anonymous - / Tuesday 15 February 2011 19:28 / United States
By NotAsToughAsHeThinks - / Monday 14 February 2011 03:25 / United States
By sucks / Thursday 12 March 2009 17:53 / United States