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Well hello there, people of the Interwebs. My name is Kaí, and if I looked down my pants right now I would be able to identify the proper anatomy of a female. I'm an impatient person - if you waste my time I will be sorely tempted to bicycle-kick you in the face. I am of the part-Asian persuasion, so don't be hatin' on my amazin' blazin' ninja tasin' of the people I'm blamin' for my stupid rap in my information. That is all.
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