About Penguinswag47
The name's James. Oh, still here huh? You must really wanna know about me. Well, here's a list of things about me: 1. I am not a grammar nazi. 2. I don't care about your grammar as long as I can understand you. 3. I'm Christian. 4. I love rock, hard rock, a wee bit of screamo, and some punk rock. 5. Country music makes me want to punt a small child. 6. I'm usually a pretty happy guy. 7. I work at a laser tag place. I love it :) 8. I enjoy playing Xbox. 9. I play bass guitar. 10. I love Summer 11. I love to swim and to run 12. I love you. 13. I fail at life. Oh yeah! You want to know a way to keep those grammar nazis off your back? Use proper grammar -.-
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Penguinswag47's favorite FMLs
By 123alleyesonme / Friday 2 November 2012 04:17 / United States - Austin
By ouch / Thursday 14 June 2012 11:26 / Australia - Collaroy

Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

By The Sbeak - / Friday 13 February 2009 15:54 / United States
By Rosie - / Wednesday 13 June 2012 16:07 / Germany - Wesel
By Anonymous - / Tuesday 12 June 2012 19:01 / United States - San Diego