About Junoemilymae
Hiya! Chances are youre reading this because you thought i looked cute and you wanted a better view(; But anyways, i come on here because sometimes after a long rough day i just need a good laugh(: a little about me:... I love writing. Its my biggest passion. Ive already written a novel and im working on its sequel. My heart runs deep but i fail at romance. I love to play volleyball for my high school. Music is my life...i dont what id do without it. EXCEPT COUNTRY. so much to say and not enough room to say it. Message me if youd like (im a nice girl in my opinion). (especially if your cute and single(; hahah) :D
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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

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