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Collinsjordan's favorite FMLs

Here's A Gift We Would've Liked This Xmas: Chicken Leg Pants.

The fashion industry is a weird place to hang out. Not that we'd ever be let into a fashion show. We've seen pictures on the internet, but these pants are just downright odd. And ugly. FML ugly.

By Alan - / Tuesday 26 December 2017 17:30 /

30 Pets Making Their Owners Jealous By Getting In The Middle Of Relationships!

All pet owners will tell you, when your pet starts to get attached to your better half, to the point where you feel like the third wheel in the relationship, it's an FML situation. Here's a few examples!

By Alan - / Tuesday 26 December 2017 22:00 /
By Cheapo - / Wednesday 27 December 2017 19:00 /

This Husband Gathered Photos From All The ‘Fun’ Road Trips He’s Taken With His Wife And They’re Absolutely Hilarious

Road trips come pretty close to hell on Earth. Being trapped in a car for hours, with mere inches between you and your fellow voyagers.... the only thing more FML than fighting over the radio and stopping to pee every 30 minutes is when you’re stuck driving and everyone else is asleep.

By Nina - / Wednesday 27 December 2017 22:00 /