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Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty hot, so I decided to smack her butt. I missed. I smacked my balls instead. Real hard. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 20 June 2009 11:13 / Switzerland
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By Aaron - / Thursday 14 May 2009 21:23 / United States

Today, I took a call. Wrong number. A few seconds later, they called back and I told her that she had the wrong number. She said she just hit redial and didn't understand how she got me again. I tried to explain how redial works. She called me a moron and hung up. Then my phone rang again. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 12 May 2009 17:39 / United States
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