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  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • This isn't what should be happening

    You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • So, what happened next…

    You commented on a published FML that you'd submitted.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
  • Censored

    Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
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Chubbear's favorite FMLs

MMMBOP! Jimmy Fallon Brings Back The Hanson Hit Song To Celebrate Kylian Mbappé's World Cup Victory

Though catchy, everyone knows that that song should never be mentioned, otherwise you're risking having it stuck in your head for the next 72 hours. FML. Sorry guys.

By Nadine - / Friday 20 July 2018 22:00 /

Someone Found An Old "Grow In Water" Egg And The Result Is The Stuff Of Nightmares

Toys from the 80s and 90s might give you all the nostalgia feels, but let's be real. We got the short end of the stick compared to all of today's kids with iPhones and iPads to play with. FML.

By nadine - / Thursday 12 July 2018 17:30 / France - Paris

15 Hilariously Creepy Tweets About The FBI Agent Watching You That Will Remind You That You’re Never Alone

It goes without saying that government agents spying on their own citizens are a pretty big FML, and yet we’ve come to expect that pretty much all of our smart devices are recording us. Leave it to Twitter, a place where most people’s hearts have already died, to turn that FML into a meme. Here are some of our favorites.

By Nina - / Thursday 1 February 2018 17:30 /

Are You Too Damn Sexy? Simmer Down to That Dad Bod With the Dadbag

These days, women are tired of Prince Charming. The Seth Rogen look has been brewing in the hearts of eligible bachelorettes for some time now and if you want to catch an eye but can’t help your innate sexiness, the Dadbag is the self-inflicted FML you need.

By Nina - / Wednesday 20 September 2017 00:30 / France - Paris