About 15499kiwis
Welcome to my page. I made it out of 15499 pieces of green fruit. Now get out, you filthy, filthy chipmunk.
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15499kiwis's favorite FMLs

Today, my guide dog sneezed so hard that it slammed its head on the floor and knocked itself out. I have to trust this dog with my life. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 20 April 2014 04:03 / United States - Meridian

Today, after a big argument, my girlfriend looked me dead in the eyes and said "I can go the rest of my life without sex, you know." 5ML

By Anonymous - / Friday 24 January 2014 20:24 / France - Paris

Today, I found out why it might be awkward to have your plumber and your least well-behaved dog share a name. Bad plumber. FML

By acme / Thursday 4 October 2012 06:20 / Israel

Today, my dad told me I was folding my laundry all wrong. I said with a smirk, "A little clothes-minded, are we?" He slapped me. Hard. FML

By fml - / Tuesday 3 September 2013 06:31 / Canada - Vancouver

Today, my friends and I were playing truth or dare game. It was late and we were drunk, so they dared me to run naked into my neighbor's yard while yelling, "Help! The pixies took my penis!" I ran screaming right into their big family reunion. FML

By nekkidness - / Wednesday 21 November 2012 21:06 / United States - Carthage