About Monsterdong
keepin it real !? The Arbiter of anacondas, the Bishop of boners, the counselor of cock, the Duke of Dong, the Earl of erections, the father of footlongs, the godfather of gloryholes, the harbinger of humping, the joker of johns, the lord of length, the king of kongs, the magistrate of manmeat, the nemesis of nuts, the oracle of orgasms, the purveyor of penis, the quagmire of quiffes, the Reverend of Reach, the Shepperd of Schlong, the Thespian of tubesteak, the unifier of unclothed, the vagabond of vagina, the wizard of wangs, the eXcalibur of eXcitement, the yielder of yardsticks, the Zealot of zippers!!! LMFAO I work and race my Skyline! Im into Cars, NCAA Football (go MICHIGAN), Beer, movies, chillin with friends and weed! Kinda Random but my Username is accurate ; ) IT is huge, some ppl ask why be so cocky about it, to which I reply " What you came to this world with is what you leave it with so love what you were given"
Monsterdong - Followers
Monsterdong - Followed
Monsterdong's FML badges
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • I'm a rock star

    You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
  • Tommy Wiseau

    You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
  • Gandhi

    You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
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