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    100%
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Kuyekandy's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that my dad hides his Viagra from my mom by keeping it in an Aspirin container. Now I have a terrible headache and a boner. FML

By sickkid - / Monday 23 November 2009 18:05 / United States
By Anonymous - / Tuesday 18 August 2009 05:37 / United States

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 2 April 2009 05:13 / United States
By konens_dick - / Sunday 22 March 2009 10:38 / United States