About Klern
I'm Kelsey and I have a tendency to tell it like it is... Some call me a bitch... That's up for debate. I'm a massage therapist. I work with athletes. I love hockey and UFC. Red Wings, bitches. And I like to party. I do this shit on my iPhone so I don't check messages or anything...
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Klern's FML badges
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
The list of badges to find
Klern's favorite FMLs
By Madmanmorton - / Thursday 16 June 2011 18:34 / United States
By Ari - / Thursday 16 June 2011 04:19 / United States
By suze44 / Monday 13 June 2011 14:22 / United States
By chanclepants / Wednesday 27 January 2010 13:35 / France