I enjoy nice trolls on the beach, and a man who can tickle my funny bone in ways that no other has. It's a good thing I have my boyfriend for all of that, it takes the pressure off of all of you.
I may have a grammar nazi moment or two, but that's simply because there are some who obviously grew up speaking the language, and gurrl our boii wen yoo tok lyke dis it aint makin ya kewl, it makes you look like an imbecile.
I. Am. A. Pervert. Just thought you should be warned.
I am willing to give advice, unless it would be more fun to make a joke, bad or not.
Other than those warnings, enjoy my comments and profile. But not too much.