About Jean baptiste grenouille
Si tu peux voir détruit l’ouvrage de ta vie Et sans dire un seul mot te mettre à rebâtir, Ou perdre en un seul coup le gain de cent parties Sans un geste et sans un soupir ; Si tu peux être amant sans être fou d’amour, Si tu peux être fort sans cesser d’être tendre, Et, te sentant haï, sans haïr à ton tour, Pourtant lutter et te défendre ; Si tu peux supporter d’entendre tes paroles Travesties par des gueux pour exciter des sots, Et d’entendre mentir sur toi leurs bouches folles Sans mentir toi-même d’un mot ; Si tu peux rester digne en étant populaire, Si tu peux rester peuple en conseillant les rois, Et si tu peux aimer tous tes amis en frère, Sans qu’aucun d’eux soit tout pour toi ; Si tu sais méditer, observer et connaître, Sans jamais devenir sceptique ou destructeur, Rêver, mais sans laisser ton rêve être ton maître, Penser sans n’être qu’un penseur ; Si tu peux être dur sans jamais être en rage, Si tu peux être brave et jamais imprudent, Si tu sais être bon, si tu sais être sage, Sans être moral ni pédant ; Si tu peux rencontrer Triomphe après Défaite Et recevoir ces deux menteurs d’un même front, Si tu peux conserver ton courage et ta tête Quand tous les autres les perdront, Alors les Rois, les Dieux, la Chance et la Victoire Seront à tous jamais tes esclaves soumis, Et, ce qui vaut mieux que les Rois et la Gloire Tu seras un homme, mon fils.
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  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    5%
  • Tommy Wiseau

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  • I'm a rock star

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  • Gandhi

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  • One of us!

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  • A new thumb

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  • One more and it's business time

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  • 50 quality comments

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  • 50 favorites

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    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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