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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
    400%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    2%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    5%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
    19,100%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    100%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    35%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    5%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    27%
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
    200%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    8%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    5%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    7%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Saritaojeda's favorite FMLs
By rexob - / Wednesday 4 February 2009 15:51 / United States

Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML

By ....... - / Tuesday 23 June 2009 17:56 / United States

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

By I_Am_The_Edge - / Thursday 11 June 2009 16:06 / United States
By honeymoondisaster - / Saturday 23 May 2009 04:44 / United States

Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML

By wtfdreams - / Sunday 17 May 2009 12:33 / United States