About Spudnik
Just a sentient potato with an odd sense of humor.
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    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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  • Inception

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  • The Mixer

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  • Judgmental

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  • YDI Master

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • One more and it's business time

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    32%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    11%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    1%
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    0%
  • 50 quality comments

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    8%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    9%
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    18%
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    58%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    1%
  • The thumb strikes back

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    3%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    33%
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Spudnik's favorite FMLs

40 Weird And/Or Terrifying Things People Found In Their Parents' Houses. Be Warned: Some Of It Is Quite Disturbing!

Twitter user @jenndangerous posted a tweet, curious to know whether other people had come across weird objects in family homes. You could definitely conclude from the responses that people do collect the strangest stuff!

By Alan - / Tuesday 19 December 2017 17:30 /
By i stole your daughter's virginity anyways!! - / Tuesday 23 May 2017 00:00 /

Today, I forgot to pick up my grandmother at the train station. My mother was livid. My father, moved, told me, “for the first time in my life, I’m proud of you.” FML

By TheCure - / Monday 1 May 2017 21:00 / France - Paris
By Noname - / Friday 27 February 2009 04:02 / United States
By Canonlizardjet - / Monday 13 February 2017 08:00 / United States - Ormond Beach