About Nonottheface
[I'll be away till my exams are over]Before I start, some of you wonder if I'm a dude or a chick. That's completely up to your imaaaaagination. (Yes I see what I fucking did there) If the thread assumes I'm a chick, I'll pose as a chick. If the thread assumes I'm a dude, I'll pose as a dude. I have a dick, a waffle, tits and balls. And yes. It's a fucking hassle to prevent self-impregnation. Let's get started, shall we? I spontaneously break out into a musical number, every now and then. "u shud of shut u're door. your dumb" I am no grammar nazi, spelling nazi or punctuation nazi. But if you write like that, brace yourself for a wave of thumb downs and virtual molestation by the FML community. Also, I will secretly hate you. Unless, of course, you redeem yourself by posting a comment worthy enough of momentarily causing me to pause the porn I have been playing on the other window, so I can read it again and enjoy.
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  • It's in the can!

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  • YDI Master

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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  • I moderated this!

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  • One more and it's business time

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Nonottheface's favorite FMLs
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By offbeans - / Tuesday 17 February 2009 02:29 / United States