Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML

by funnyguyNOT / 04/05/2009 at 5:39pm / United States / Transportation

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  • you're an idiot
    hurr durr let's hold up traffic!

    #1 - On 04/05/2009 at 8:09pm by worb

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  • I feel bad for the person driving the car who had to wait for your ass to cross the street, only to be morally obligated to bring you to the hospital.

    #5 - On 04/05/2009 at 8:10pm by wtfuckery

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