Transportation: On the run

On the run

By Allen - 05/01/2010 06:40 - France

Today, I was in a hurry to catch a plane. I got halfway to the airport when I realized I'd forgotten my phone. I drove back to the house and searched for it. I finally gave up and returned to the airport, only to find that I was 10 minutes late for my plane. Just then, my pocket vibrated. FML

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You deserved it 40 507

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2013 07:02 - United States - San Jose

Today, after working out at the gym, I went to grab my bag, and realized that my phone was missing. Panicking, I reached into my pocket, pulled out my phone, and dialed my mom's number to tell her I'd lost it. It took me until the last ring to realize what I was doing. FML

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You deserved it 41 445

Haunted

By Anonymous - 16/07/2022 02:00 - Austria - Roitham

Today, I arrived at the airport with time to spare, only to realize in the middle of security checks that I'd left my phone in the Uber that got me there. I suffer from anxiety and depression, and despite getting my phone back in time to board, I can't enjoy my trip because I'm obsessing over this trivial mistake. FML

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You deserved it 490

Where is my mind?

By LAXsucks - 20/10/2009 01:10 - United States

Today, I was flying home from LAX when I realized I'd left my ID back at the hotel. After making phone calls to the hotel and rental car company, I found it and made it back to the airport in time for my flight. After going through security, I realized I'd left my phone on the hotel counter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 962

You deserved it 36 830

By PEGASISTER FOR LIIIIIIIIFFFFFEEEEE!!!!! - 08/06/2012 21:30 - Mexico

Today, I was running late and couldn't find my purse anywhere. My sleep-deprived brain came up with the brilliant idea of trying to phone it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 454

You deserved it 5 053

By Anonymous - 08/10/2011 15:54 - United States

Today, I spent about 10 minutes searching frantically for my cell phone, while holding it up to my ear and talking to my friend about my plans tonight. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 835

You deserved it 42 142

By Anonymous - 23/07/2016 04:17 - United States - Gilroy

Today, I was heading out for my flight to Australia. I'd put a padlock on my luggage to keep my wallet and passport safe, only to realize way too late that I'd left the key at home. I couldn't get at my passport and ended up missing my flight and my whole vacation along with it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 284

You deserved it 9 518

On time

By Anonymous - 28/01/2020 14:00 - United States - Oakland

Today, I finally got up early enough to get to work on time. I arrived 15 minutes early only to realize that I'd left my work laptop at home. Ended up being 30 minutes late. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 626

You deserved it 1 060

By surfer - 21/07/2014 17:14 - United States - New York

Today, I went surfing, got a few rides, then realized I had my phone in my pocket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 202

You deserved it 26 237

What are the chances?

By Anonymous - 11/03/2016 12:20 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I forgot my phone on the roof of my car. I took a 30 minute drive from my friend's city to my city. I got on to my driveway, surprised to see my phone still there. Thinking I'm really lucky, I pick up my phone. Then, I trip over a pebble, cracking my phone in the process. FML

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You deserved it 4 341

This ol' truck

By Anonymous - 27/08/2009 23:49 - United States

Today, while driving, I realized I had left my phone on top of my car when I was getting in. Panicking, I drove back to look for it. I found it in the middle of the street, still intact. Yay! When I went back to my car, I noticed I had locked my door, and the keys were in the ignition. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 138

You deserved it 38 611

IambecomeRAWR 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 11:47

Wait, you didn't check your pocket? :s

Mastyge 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 11:48

So you never check your pockets when you can't find something? YDI

Comments

MissSmiley613 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 11:44

Ouch, that sucks. Maybe try calling it before going home next time:)

ryguy1997 0

Thursday 1 April 2010 4:43

call it with what?

phreshboi 1

Friday 2 April 2010 1:31

well I guess that's a reason for not having cells so small and light

chaos753159 4

Monday 12 April 2010 5:09

i wish i had a vibrating pocket

IambecomeRAWR 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 11:47

Wait, you didn't check your pocket? :s

yDane 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 4:29

Apparently not. WALK. OF. SHAME.

Mastyge 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 11:48

So you never check your pockets when you can't find something? YDI

Reyo 2

Wednesday 6 January 2010 8:09

This.^^ It's when something ISN'T in my pockets that I start freaking out, and not a moment sooner.

BaGu_fml 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 11:48

That was just stupid. I hope this is fake.

WougieBougie 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 11:49

fifth.(:

Spac3Ghost 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 11:50

you're stupid =) just like your reflection allen =) thanks for being late =)

coolsteve 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 12:11

i call bs on this, but then so many fmls sound completely fake

Horde 8

Tuesday 5 January 2010 12:27

Who cares if it's fake? Only the amusement value matters :]

bom_bom 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 3:30

Horde, I second that

Jimboom 11

Tuesday 5 January 2010 12:38

Dumbass. You deserve it. Next time stop getting yourself into a state (because otherwise you wouldn't have missed it in your pocket) and calm down, take a deep breath and check your pockets and all the obvious places it would be.