Today, a bee flew in my car so I swerved off the road and hit a mailbox. It was a metal keg filled with cement buried in the ground. Taking my father's advice I fled the scene. Later my mailman knocked on my door holding part of my bumper. He said "Excuse me, I think you hit my mailbox this morning." FML

by Sybil90 / 11/11/2009 at 8:03am / United States (Texas) / Transportation

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  • Oh, here's the mail it never fails. It makes me wanna wag my tail. When it comes I wanna wail... JAIL!!!

    #1 - On 11/11/2009 at 2:11pm by DoomJeff91

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  • your father's a dumbass for giving advice like that. and you're a dumbass for taking it.

    #5 - On 11/11/2009 at 2:19pm by boardclips

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