Today, while riding in the car with my friends, we stopped at a red light. To our left, a very obese, middle aged man slowly unbuttoned his shirt and spread it out. He then stared at us while massaging his nipples with his thumb and index fingers for the duration of the red light. FML

by Scarred / 09/04/2009 at 1:15am / United States (North Carolina) / Transportation

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  • And people told me my reverse tinted windows were a bad idea...

    #6 - On 09/04/2009 at 6:11am by 24788

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  • Bwahahahahahaha, thats so awesome, the obese guy is instantly my favourite person in the world.
    Also FYL indeed, even if i think what the guy did is brilliant :P

    #7 - On 09/04/2009 at 6:15am by Artanias

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