Transportation: Today, I was driving my car and I thought the construction guy...

By Susan - 23/08/2009 17:08 - United States

Today, I was driving my car and I thought the construction guy was flirting and waving at me. So I drove by him, waving back, then I hit an oil spill and my car ended up spinning out of control. He was trying to direct me away from the oil spill. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 13:25 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house. It was dark and downpouring so I couldn't see as I was backing out of his driveway. I made it out, but then my phone went off, scaring me, and I accidentally hit the gas pedal, hitting his neighbor's parked car. Turns out he called to warn me to watch out for it. FML

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By FenderBender - 03/09/2009 04:54 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By jcheer113 - 17/05/2010 04:10 - United States

Today, while I was driving, I saw my driving instructor from high school walking on the sidewalk. As I waved to him, I rear-ended the car in front of me. Guess I really showed him how much I learned from him. FML

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By calling_while_driving - 28/03/2011 07:37 - United States

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2019 11:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 06:12 - United States

Today, I forgot to take my wallet off the roof of my car and drove away, onto the highway. A man behind me began flashing his lights and waving his arms. I thought he was freaking out because I cut him off. I flipped him off. He was trying to tell me that all my money was flying down the road. FML

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By Noname - 02/03/2009 18:52 - Canada

Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML

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Tailgate party

By Anonymous - 23/05/2014 22:06 - Canada - Oakville

Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML

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By dumbluck - 16/03/2011 06:54 - United States

Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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kyle_kbo20 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 23:03

YDI for thinking your all that, and that everyone wants to flirt with you

luxornv 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 23:22

Unless he was thrusting in the direction you should have went, he's not flirting with you. Stop flattering yourself.

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kyle_kbo20 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 23:03

YDI for thinking your all that, and that everyone wants to flirt with you

summer99 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 23:05

kudos to you for not saying "first". and also, i agree YDI.

seanreddog 4

Monday 24 August 2009 2:23

YDI FOR LIKING OBAMA

dx169 0

Monday 24 August 2009 4:49

YDI for having a car.

blargity 0

Monday 24 August 2009 22:48

#1 maybe she thought at least he would flirt with her and at least she didn't flip him off edit: people are going wayyyy too out of control with "YDI" today

mlipro 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 5:24

Construction workers have standards. Don't flatter yourself.

munchly 17

Sunday 4 April 2010 22:18

wow I was going to say that... " YDI for thinking you're pretty"

dothedallywag 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 23:03

I feel SO sorry for you, but LOL!!! Bahahahahaha....

pelican2 0

Monday 24 August 2009 21:02

YDI for being a skanky *****

ohFawkYou 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 23:03

YDI. lols

redbluegreen 40

Sunday 23 August 2009 23:05

Flirting and directing are two totally different things. I mean, do the waves really look that similar? I mean, the ocean even waves. (;

magicoilyoctopi 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 23:12

YDI.

Stephai 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 23:14

O_O Ouch.. but YDI

luxornv 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 23:22

Unless he was thrusting in the direction you should have went, he's not flirting with you. Stop flattering yourself.

DameGreyWulf 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 23:34

Agreed. What kind of fool thinks someone is flirting when they're waving their arms around like that, especially if the fool is driving? Is she new? OP, just so you know, people often signal with their arms and hands when you drive.