Today, I was on a train when an old man standing next to me very obviously checked me out, caught my eye, and winked. He spent the next five minutes rubbing his penis against my leg. When I turned to tell him off, the train lurched, and the old man fell face first into my breasts. FML

by bridezilla / 07/05/2009 at 12:12am / Canada (Alberta) / Transportation

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  • you didn't deserve it, you wanted it
    5 minutes?

    #1 - On 07/05/2009 at 6:05am by tunacansam

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  • Ewww. What a freak. You should slapped him and pushed him into the metal bars.

    #2 - On 07/05/2009 at 6:05am by hk

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