Transportation: Today, I took a bike ride to enjoy the weather and stopped for...

By Liz - 01/07/2009 17:41 - United States

Today, I took a bike ride to enjoy the weather and stopped for a break on the sidewalk of an overpass, taking in the view of the beautiful hills. I was approached by a cop, who said to me: "Ma'am, I know your life is crap right now, but I'm sure it'll get better. Please don't jump." FML

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By cwell88 - 21/06/2015 13:29

Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen, so I went to work. On my walk to work, a girl pulls up on my bike and says I needed to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. She hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass before police surrounded me and accused me of stealing my own bike. FML

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By crabmunch15 - 09/09/2012 05:38 - United States - Victorville

Today, I snuck out to go see my girlfriend. When I got to her house, I left my bike out front and we went on a nice walk around the block. We passed a homeless-looking woman going the opposite way. About ten minutes later, the same woman passed us, on my bike. FML

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You deserved it 10 968

By Joe thomas - 24/07/2011 04:22 - United States

Today, I was riding on my bike when I saw a homeless guy holding a sign saying, "Need money, stranded from Oklahoma." I decided to be nice, and hopped off my bike to give him $2. He took the money, and then jacked my bike. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 978

You deserved it 9 442

By Mick - 20/02/2009 08:29 - United States

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

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You deserved it 94 827

By TheIrony - 19/07/2016 21:50 - United States

Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML

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You deserved it 3 533

By Anonymous - 21/08/2019 02:00 - Brazil

Today, I was riding my bike down a hill and noticed a pretty girl sitting at the bus stop. I guess I was staring pretty hard, because the next thing I knew, I was swerving off the road and smashing into a tree. She laughed at me. FML

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You deserved it 2 142

Lawman

By Anonymous - 12/05/2009 18:29 - United States

Today, my boss in my police department told me to start enforcing the "No bikes on sidewalks" law, which we usually ignore. I pulled up behind the first person I saw riding a bike on a sidewalk and flashed my lights. It turned out to be a boy with Down's syndrome, who was so upset he cried and peed. FML

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You deserved it 14 597

By shifala - 22/01/2015 09:02 - Philippines - Caloocan

Today, I was riding my bike to work in a hurry and hit a pothole. I flew off and hit the ground hard. I was badly shaken, but an old lady came over, checked me out and helped me to my feet. After she left the scene, I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet while "helping" me. FML

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You deserved it 3 188

Backwards world

By Anonymous - 03/10/2020 03:02 - Mexico - Mexico

Today, my life is so messed up that when I got pulled over, the officer asked about my life and not only did I not receive a ticket, he made me write down his personal number, patrol number and to call if I ever needed a favor or to talk, telling me that I had a friend in him. FML

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You deserved it 271

By Anonymous - 24/12/2010 14:13 - United States

Today, as I was riding my bike, I saw a bunch of cute guys checking me out. Not paying attention, I then ran into a parked police car. Besides getting laughed at, I got a ticket for damaging police property. FML

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You deserved it 31 019

dowhatiwant 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 23:03

haha that guy is awsome

AlexZB 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 23:05

he was just doing his job, how would he know better?

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dowhatiwant 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 23:03

haha that guy is awsome

springbirder 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 0:23

Second Comment W00t!

drano 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 0:28

No, you aren't.

springbirder 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 0:33

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dey4gotaus 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 0:48

Obvious troll is obvious.

Saucy_sassy 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 1:12

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meeeep 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 2:25

^ did you ever learn to speak english in school?

oogyboogy 6

Thursday 2 July 2009 5:27

Obama fan zombie that knows nothing about him because if you did you wouldn't like him the only reason liberals are winning is because acorn they cheat all the liberal news stations ( all except FOX thank God for it) lie and if you didn't lie cheat and own acorn republicans would be winnig all the way

easylazy 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 6:21

WELL I HOPE YOU DIDN'T ACTUALLY JUMP!! You should be thankful to this man. He may have saved your life.

humorizer 14

Thursday 2 July 2009 8:18

Lol, conservatives. While I agree with most of their ideals, they're still pretty kooky. Their religious ideals are great; no so much their anti-judaeochristian beliefs. Oh, and I don't like their prowar stances.

Jennny 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 20:35

agree'd i think this is bull. If it is true, you should try smiling. :).

Kyothine 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 21:03

I'm going to reply to the first post to get my comment on the top, even though my comment has nothing to do with the first one!

apfunction 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 4:55

#86 needs to learn how to ******* spell. and I would've jumped.

qwerty8788 4

Tuesday 2 March 2010 6:10

same here #86 ndees to laren sepllnig bcausee he is carp at sepllnig^^

skullbashd 3

Saturday 29 May 2010 16:57

112 your a retard hahahahahaha 111 was using sarcasm but you obviously have no comprehention

lilny5613 10

Sunday 21 April 2013 23:47

-.-

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Wednesday 1 July 2009 23:04

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Theos_fml 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 1:27

Maybe a lot of people have jumped and his superior specifically warned him to stop people from jumping, besides, it would make him look bad if someone died on his shift.

DKING123456789 16

Tuesday 31 May 2016 22:58

You're a ******* retard

AlexZB 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 23:05

he was just doing his job, how would he know better?

Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Monday 24 July 2017 14:35

by I dunno... NOT assuming everyone on a bridge wants to kill themselves

Dabamash 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 23:05

Lol, you must have looked pretty depressed. Kudos to him though.

lyndis_fml 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 23:05

Well, now you know better than to stand near overpasses, cliffs and prescription medications. Obviously you've no other reason to be there than to kill yourself.