Today, I was sitting at a bus stop and a guy stops in front of me and says "Oh very nice. How much?" I reply "You couldn't afford me." An old guy sitting next to me says "I bet I could" and puts his hand on my leg. I forfeited the bus and walked home in the rain. FML

by rice_cake / 05/22/2009 at 6:52am / Australia (New South Wales) / Transportation

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  • FYL because the original guy that you were a prostitute. YDI from the old man because of your response.

    #5 - On 05/22/2009 at 10:47am by erikaisthebest

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  • You actually admitted in public that you are buyable? Well, what was wrong then with the old guy? You didn't even hear his offer.

    #9 - On 05/22/2009 at 10:51am by Indiana

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