Transportation: Today I did the impossible and found something that can shock...

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By taroschain - 29/07/2016 22:32 - United States - Atlanta

Today I did the impossible and found something that can shock hardened subway riders. Unfortunately, it was me having a panic attack in a crowded train car. FML

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GhostFox 33

Sunday 31 July 2016 10:31

...Did you not read? They had a panic attack, which probably looked like they were suffering a heart attack.

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Gigglyrocks 15

Sunday 31 July 2016 9:10

what was it?

GhostFox 33

Sunday 31 July 2016 10:31

...Did you not read? They had a panic attack, which probably looked like they were suffering a heart attack.

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