Transportation: Today, I went to take my bike into the shop, after the seat got...

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By Super88 - 19/07/2016 23:18 - United States - Boston

Today, I went to take my bike into the shop, after the seat got stolen the previous day. When I arrived at my locked bike I found that the front tire was gone as well. FML

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GhostFox 33

Wednesday 20 July 2016 19:20

Maybe you should bring your bike- well, what of it remains- into your house or apartment.

Elgrin 15

Wednesday 20 July 2016 17:52

Who the **** steals a bike tire?

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Elgrin 15

Wednesday 20 July 2016 17:52

Who the **** steals a bike tire?

GhostFox 33

Wednesday 20 July 2016 19:20

Maybe you should bring your bike- well, what of it remains- into your house or apartment.

KingLewisII 34

Saturday 23 July 2016 8:38

as a bike rider I should tell you I always put the lock on the bike and tire, tires get stolen a lot.

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