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By gateface970 - 18/07/2016 11:49 - United States - Coldwater

Today, my family and my cousins family got to the airport for our family vacation. We then found out that my aunt forgot to book tickets for half of us. FML

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Jezterking 15

Monday 18 July 2016 18:16

Ah, the old "forgot to book em" move.

PtCaboose 21

Monday 18 July 2016 23:28

"Forgot"

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Jezterking 15

Monday 18 July 2016 18:16

Ah, the old "forgot to book em" move.

PtCaboose 21

Monday 18 July 2016 23:28

"Forgot"

imacatt 12

Friday 22 July 2016 3:26

Either that or she's an asshole

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