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By Stigmamma - 29/04/2016 12:31 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I decided to take my 4yo for a picnic on the beach. On the way, an SUV slams into the back of my car, denting my bumper and scaring my daughter. After comforting her and swapping details with the other driver, we finally got to the beach. Five minutes later, it started raining. FML.

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