By UKRukus - 18/01/2016 21:13 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I stopped a guy from running under a moving London bus. No-one else saw what happened. How did the guy thank me? He wanted to fight me because I made him miss the bus I just saved him from. FML
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UKRukus 12

It was not a routemaster. im a londoner too. i take risks crossing myself, but i know when you can do it, and when you cant. this guy didnt realise the bus was right behind him as he went to run out on the road. he wouldnt have made it. if he goes about catching buses like that every day, it defies science and logic as to how he is still alive.

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ColonelCusswords 24

Sounds like you deserved it. He was going to latch onto the bottom like a crab on a pubic hair. How else are you supposed to get around those ridiculous bus fares.

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Moskaaa7 26

So ungrateful. He would risk his life to catch a bus? That's ridiculous. You did the right thing.

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aperron96 18

Why did this comment get so many thumbs ups, but the last two are downvoted despite saying the same thing..?

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WhiteMagickz 16

Your profile pick makes this so much better.

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ColonelCusswords 24

Sounds like you deserved it. He was going to latch onto the bottom like a crab on a pubic hair. How else are you supposed to get around those ridiculous bus fares.

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Queensland 27

British people are always the weirdest.

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Mauskau 35

In London, the chances of the guy actually being British is very low. Especially with that level of intelligence.

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Mynamewontfi 40

#14 So, British people are immune to low intelligence?

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confused_wandere 26

#14 proves that that is definitely not the case 19.

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Candijpg 17

Did he not realise he was going to be hit by a bus?

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Brandi_Faith 33

I think he seemed to think that he would've gotten around it in time or that the bus driver would've stopped or something. He obviously doesn't realize how close he was to death. You did the right thing op, it sounds like this guy was oblivious to how much danger he was actually in!

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