Pissed

By Great - 29/05/2015 12:13 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was on the train going to work when my travel tea cup began spilling inside my purse, which was on my lap. It went all over my skirt, pooled at the bottom of my feet, and, yes, everyone notice that it happened to be piss-colored yellow. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 096
You deserved it 4 573

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Why would you have your travel cup inside your purse to begin with?

mif_fml 27

At least you'll have some extra sitting room now that no one wants to be near you?

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mif_fml 27

At least you'll have some extra sitting room now that no one wants to be near you?

sonasonic 34

Always look at the travel cup as half full... How tealightful.

That really sucks. At least it covered your skirt and just wasn't in one spot?

Life can really take the piss sometimes...

And to top it all off you didn't get to drink your tea

well it sounds like the top might have fallen off

That's the worst part of the whole story!

Why would you have your travel cup inside your purse to begin with?

Purses are incredibly convenient, but they do tend to become wormholes of terror. There are worse things than a cup of tea to be found in a purse.

I wondered the same thing myself... I wouldn't want to take that chance.

I agree with 7. This was my first question too. I think you're kind of asking for it to spill when you put it in your purse. As a tea-aholic I would never (and have never) put my tea in my purse. When you're bringing tea in a vehicle, always hold it in your hand and hold your hand out away from you (unless there's a cup holder), and never put it in between your legs. If you can't hold it in your hand, your best to leave it. I know all this from experience unfortunately.

There are ones that exist which are totally water tight. I have one like that, and it's fine in my bag. If you don't tighten it up properly, then it would leak. Like a water bottle would (which we all keep in our bags no problem).

I considered that. But the way it's worded implies that it's a cup that will spill when tipped not leak when improperly secured.

Well if that is the case, then I agree - and OP is a fool for it!

thuglife69420 6

"I swear I didn't piss myself. Just smell my crotch. It doesn't smell... Like pee."

I like how he specified that the piss is yellow.

It may have the colour but not the smell so they're quite dumb

Well it's not like they'll be wanting to get closer to OP to smell if it's piss or not, like someone above me said. If someone looked like they pissed themselves, I wouldn't exactly want to go near them.