Transportation: Today, I arrived at the airport only to find my suitcase was...

By seriously though - 22/02/2014 05:48 - United States - Littleton

Today, I arrived at the airport only to find my suitcase was lost and my 3 weeks worth of clothes and supplies gone. All I had left was my wallet and carry ons. Upon leaving the airport I was mugged. FML

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Today, I fell asleep with my luggage at a bus terminal. Upon waking up, I found that someone had opened my bags and stolen all my socks. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2011 12:13 - United States

Today, my purse was stolen. Too bad it had all of my money and my passport. My flight is tomorrow, and the embassy is closed until Monday. Guess who gets to stay in a foreign country with no money and no identification for the next 3 days. FML

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By Chelsea - 18/05/2013 08:57 - Australia - Perth

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2016 04:17 - United States - Gilroy

Today, I was heading out for my flight to Australia. I'd put a padlock on my luggage to keep my wallet and passport safe, only to realize way too late that I'd left the key at home. I couldn't get at my passport and ended up missing my flight and my whole vacation along with it. FML

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By alo1434 - 23/06/2011 08:54 - United States

Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML

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By Anon - 13/08/2009 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, when walking to my car I was mugged. Not only did they take my phone, wallet and watch, the extra few minutes taken in my journey meant that when I got to my car, I was given a parking ticket. FML

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By Tanner - 16/07/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML

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By fire0fisis - 03/02/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML

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By leftbehind - 10/06/2011 11:40 - Colombia

Today, I was the only passenger on a completely booked flight to have all their luggage left behind in another country. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2023 16:00

Today, I arrived home after taking one airplane from A to B. My luggage never made it on the plane with me, and now the airline is looking for it. One plane and still lost my suitcase. FML

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Lioness8197 18

Saturday 22 February 2014 16:15

Hopefully whoever you're staying with can help you out. Good luck!

chelsearenaeee 16

Saturday 22 February 2014 16:27

Am I the only one wondering what airport this is??

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Lioness8197 18

Saturday 22 February 2014 16:15

Hopefully whoever you're staying with can help you out. Good luck!

greekk 21

Saturday 22 February 2014 19:43

his on internet so we can hope!

foxy_grampa 19

Saturday 22 February 2014 16:18

Talk about a bad day. Sorry OP. Hopefully things have gotten better since then

Redoxx_fml 22

Saturday 22 February 2014 17:49

Nah, after leaving the airport OP shared a cab and got Taken.

Comet_Candy 23

Saturday 22 February 2014 16:19

Does your name happen to be Brian? For real, though... That's some serious bad luck. I hope things get better for you!

Zelphoric 25

Saturday 22 February 2014 16:20

And I thought my life was bad. Sorry OP, hope things get better soon :)

singer0421 32

Saturday 22 February 2014 16:22

Yeah airports aren't nearly as safe and efficient as they make themselves seem.

chelsearenaeee 16

Saturday 22 February 2014 16:27

Am I the only one wondering what airport this is??

FracturedMinds 21

Saturday 22 February 2014 18:29

I have my money on Detroit.

Andrea2196 8

Saturday 22 February 2014 19:28

That's exactly what I thought.

DaMann360 19

Saturday 22 February 2014 19:37

26, racist much?

droid1126 25

Saturday 22 February 2014 19:41

#35 Detroit is a city. Not a race

hashshim 23

Saturday 22 February 2014 21:01

The award for most nonsensical comment on all of FML goes to you, 37.

kingbrizo 24

Sunday 23 February 2014 4:55

perhaps LAX?

1947Chevy 17

Sunday 23 February 2014 6:16

I was figuring about any major city is a possibility. Detroit, LA, NY or any other that can be thought of

MyUsernameIsBest 11

Sunday 23 February 2014 9:46

Gotta lose your stuff in Detroit, Rock City!

i_h8t_everything 12

Thursday 27 February 2014 2:39

#57 NY is not the same thing as the NYC.

Bookoholic 11

Saturday 22 February 2014 16:28

That's a lot of bad luck, I'm sorry OP. I hope someone you know can help you and you have some better days.

AFCCT 7

Saturday 22 February 2014 16:28

At least they didn't take your pride... Oh wait

Zoey_M_fml 24

Saturday 22 February 2014 16:35

Maybe your suitcase will be found later OP. I had a cousin whose suitcase was found almost 3 days later!

vipirius 18

Saturday 22 February 2014 17:44

Yeah, I've had baggage lost and then found again 3 weeks later. Don't lose hope OP!

gingaa96 18

Saturday 22 February 2014 16:41

N***a! Help Me! Help. Me. N***a!

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