Today, I boarded my first airplane flight. The girl on my right is sick, and the guy on my left says he gets extremely nauseous on flights. My earphones can't block out the panting and retching on either side of me. FML

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  • Ask a flight attendant if there is any free spots you could move to. I've asked before, and they let me move(I was next to the most annoying kid).

    #3 - On 03/31/2013 at 4:48am by DEATHBYEX1LE

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  • What about the smell? I couldn't handle being in your shoes, I'm a sympathetic puker >.

    #8 - On 03/31/2013 at 4:53am by LovesSushi

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