By MiscHats - 14/12/2012 12:28 - Australia - Elsternwick
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Perhaps I should have made this a little more clear, but yes, I did get puked on. Unfortunately the woman behind me was in a seat which was higher than mine, and thanks to the laws of physics, that meant the vomit sailed nicely downwards and splashed onto the back of my head. She didn't aim into her lap. The guy next to her had the aisle seat, and he at least puked into his lap. One of the other three who puked was standing up in the aisle, and I'm pretty sure he splashed a few people. The other two were at the front of the bus. Basically, it was a Pukey Bus from hell. Getting off was maybe the happiest moment of my life.
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I just threw up reading this.
ryry013
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Someone is going to find some BS reason why this is OP's fault, but I see absolutely no way.
jajaflan
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*flips table* walk out like a badass
Reminds me of the puking scenes from family guy. Those were always so hilarious. Not so much in real life.
I was thinking American Pie: Beta house, the scene where they have the puking battle.
Or the movie stand by me domino effect puking scene lol
perdix
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#1, I just threw up after reading that you just threw up after reading the story. When will this end?
Anyone else thinking Gintama?
I just sympathy puked.
Awww you guys didn't mention Scary Movie 2 puking scene!
ryry013
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That's.... oh god. Ouch. FYL. Sounds like a bad bus to be on.
Goddamn clam chowder. EVERY TIME!
tragic
Well OP that is just ****** up.
I'm not sure if you read the part that said "There was no room to escape." If you didn't, yes he got thrown up on .
SHAMUS_the_WITTY
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Hark the transportation sings, "Everyone is vomiting!" If you don't want to be next, you better get out of that mess Chistmas joy their bellies bringing From their throats the vomit singing, "damn all of you infidels! I hope that you enjoy the smell" Hark the transportation sings, "Everyone is vomiting!"
Genius!
lmaoooo! thats hilarious!
11, I don't know how your mind works, or what you take to get it to work that way, but please share. That was incredible. Thank you. My day has been made.
You just made my day.
That doesn't mean that she got puked on. The women was behind her. And she didn't specify how close she and the other three were to her.
Reminds me of "scary movie" where three characters kept vomiting. Hopefully it wasn't as bad.
SHAMUS_the_WITTY
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Was that scary movie 1 or 2? Something wants me to me to say 2. On the other hand, it reminds me of that scene from Family Guy
Now I'm thinking of Scary Movie 3 where the news shows videos of aliens at a party and a dude is throwing up.
Scary Movie 2 beginning. 1 was of Scream. 2 was something I have no clue about, Shorty is still the shit.
SHAMUS_the_WITTY
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That's right, 36, because Scary Movie 2 did the excorcist thing at the beginning.
Hurl a bucket at them and leave.
kxxjoejoexxk
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Hurl in a bucket* then throw at them and walk out
Because everyone carries a bucket around with them right?
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I just threw up reading this.
Hark the transportation sings, "Everyone is vomiting!" If you don't want to be next, you better get out of that mess Chistmas joy their bellies bringing From their throats the vomit singing, "damn all of you infidels! I hope that you enjoy the smell" Hark the transportation sings, "Everyone is vomiting!"