Today, a senile old lady came up to me and offered me chocolate. I noticed that it was ex-lax, so I politely told her no. My 4-year-old daughter pushed me aside and ate the ex-lax, because she thought it was candy. I now have a stinky child on a 3 hour bus ride, with no stops. FML

by Anonymous / 12/09/2012 at 11:29am / United States (Texas) / Transportation

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  • You couldn't stop your child? I'd never let my daughter take any sort of candy from a stranger. I would have said no, given a reason and distracted my daughter with something else.

    #4 - On 12/09/2012 at 12:46pm by thats_my_job

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  • Sounds like a shitty situ- *gets shot*

    #3 - On 12/09/2012 at 12:46pm by chubbybunny963

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