Today, I was riding the train and someone farted. Everyone looked at me. People always blame farts on the fat guy. FML
by Banana / 12/04/2012 at 11:04am / Puerto Rico / Transportation
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"What the fuck you looking at?!"
People will stop staring, and big guys are intimidating.
#1 - On 12/04/2012 at 12:54pm by Cainicide
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Well Op since everyone is already blaming you might as well let them go. Bombs away.
#6 - On 12/04/2012 at 12:56pm by ICastillo
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