Beat their asses pussy

Lol you followed me on twitter for a while

Unless OP doesn't live in a walkable distance. I would hate to lose my buzz by walking a few miles :)

OP probably needed the buzz after seeing his sister pole dancing.

Wrong FML

42 It's called referencing. People do it to help make their comments funnier, and give a slight laugh at the other Fml as well.

Guys, be nice to 42, or when he evolves he'll kill us all!

If he would have have walked it would have been considered drunk in public. I think taking a cab was his only option without getting arrested. At least he didn't drive home.

Walking can be dangerous too, depending on the level of drunkenness. When you drive drunk, you're a hazard to everyone around you, when you walk drunk, everything else is a hazard to you. :p

49 **** that, I've got a level 99 Lugia. Gameshark for the win.

Um 51 did you even read the FML he did end up getting arrested

Yah he will just be thrown in the drunk tank and maybe charged with a misdemeanor, if he drove and got a dui hes in waaaay deeper shit

60- Just. No. Go back and reread his comment.

If he walked there would still have been a risk of getting arrested. It's called public intoxication.

Am I the only one wondering why the police ask the cabbie? He/she was a witness to it!

Haha nice cross FML reference.

Havn't asked** I ******* hate myself at times. My brains reads it faster then I type it. Sorry everyone.

79- Er, haven't* actually. Haha.

Kleekay since Icastillo hired a English professor, can I hire you?:)

Depends on the salary, I suppose. :)

what would you like it to be?

2 - ah, yes, of course, cause that wouldn't have happened if OP had walked.

83 - AN* English professor

89- Your soul. Ok, I'm no good at being evil. 32k/yr? :P

Just goes to show ya, being responsible never leads to anything good.

I am kyleekay's temporary lawyer. She wants to know what benefits she will be receiving.

Wrong comment. In this case, you didn't reply to anything at all. Also, he meant to reference the other FML.

What's to explain? He called the cab. He got in first. The other guys were assholes.

Do u venus your gillette? :)

I really don't understand why they felt the need to beat up OP. :(

it is very unfortunate. I truely feel for OP

Because the other drunks wanted a ride home, it's like a "who is willing to brawl to be responsible" fight. Odd isn't it

I may be mistaken, but don't they have security cameras in taxis? For reasons like this? Excuse me if I'm wrong, I've never been in a taxi.

I'm gonna use that from now on...

Old Lady: Can you help m...... #23: "HELP...RAPE!!!" Old Lady: *wobbles away freaked out* #23: Shit... It actually worked...

Actually screaming rape has almost no effect. Scream fire. ( I live with a bunch of cops)

That's not something to joke about..

57- Do you know what site you're on? EVERYTHING is something to joke about.

Well if a male voice screams 'rape' in a crowd of dudes, everything will stop. With that much testosterone around, no guy wants to be accused of raping another dude.

I'm pretty sure that's a cool thing to do in prison. So no, not so much.

"Good morning sir, do you have a minute to talk about the Jehovah's Wi-" "-RAAAAPE!!!!"

57 -vRape isn't really something to joke about but if used in this instance it wouldn't be a 'joke' like some tweens shouting it for lols at a mall, it would be a legitimate self-defence strategy. There is a difference.

*Boy, that *escalated quickly.

Heheh, I need to go eat. I read that as "escalad" and now I want a salad.

33- Don't know if I've said this yet. **** you Teemo t(-_-t).

Ah damn it. Didn't mean to mess up my word :/

Stay classy in your glass case of emotion until you learn not to overuse that phrase

Bows. Ok

especially after deciding to not drive drunk

Where have you been? ^ :)

There are plenty of people who vote YDI just to troll. Isn't it hilarious?

I think there are people who immediately think "YDI" when they see the word "drinking" sometimes. It's sad

OP did everything right. Poor OP. :(

same with smoking, even if the fml would be: 'today, while I was smoking, someone jumped up and killed my dog' people would vote ydi because, apparently, doing something that's bad for your health should be rewarded with a dead dog.

15 - How do you ever get thumbs up with that username and display picture? That's incredibly obnoxious.

103- Because thumbs should be given based on comment content, not usernames & profile pictures.

117- Well you live in a world of lies.

What? OP didn't lose control. Unless you were talking about the guys who beat him up.

Of course im talking about the guys who beat him up