Today, while driving home after the legal curfew, I narrowly avoided a police roadblock and backtracked a mile to drive home another way. I then ran out of gas a mile away from my house. FML
by ugh / 04/21/2012 at 1:12am / United States (Georgia) / Transportation
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Can't outrun stupidity
#1 - On 04/21/2012 at 5:46am by dontfmlplzzz
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Just push the car home. When the officers stop you and ask what you are doing, tell them you tried to make it home before curfew but ran out of gas.
#9 - On 04/21/2012 at 6:02am by metalwolf
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