Today, I took my grandmother for a spin in my new car. Apparently, she had no idea that seat-warmers exist and that hers was turned on, because fifteen minutes into the ride she started shouting, "My ass is on fire!" causing me to swerve into a pole. FML

by BOOP / 02/17/2012 at 8:25am / United States (Montana) / Transportation

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  • Technology and old people equals disaster

    #2 - On 02/17/2012 at 12:50pm by RogerBoy27

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  • That was no seat warmer - grandma had pooped herself.

    #4 - On 02/17/2012 at 12:53pm by DocBastard

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