Today, I missed my flight because I was held in airport security because I'd "threatened" an employee. He had confiscated my eyelash curler and jokingly I asked if he thought I was going to curl him to death. He didn't laugh. FML

by missy / 06/15/2011 at 10:42pm / United States (Alaska) / Transportation

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  • Maybe he had a feisty fight with an eyelash curler back in the day.

    #2 - On 06/16/2011 at 2:54am by Livinia

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  • yeah don't joke around toward them or cops... they never think its funny

    #1 - On 06/16/2011 at 2:49am by prettyinpunk1025

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