Today, I woke up in a panic to what sounded like a plane about to crash into my house. I was so scared, I peed myself and passed out. It was just my cell phone vibrating under my pillow. FML
by esoog / 05/19/2011 at 1:38pm / United States (California) / Transportation
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wow your a dumbass
#3 - On 05/19/2011 at 5:53pm by zmoney314
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That is one pissed off vibrate.
#1 - On 05/19/2011 at 5:53pm by We_Li_Ve_Fr_Ee
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