Today, I crashed into a ditch on my way home from work. I had to walk 2 miles in -25 below zero weather before I could pick up a cell phone signal to call a tow truck. When I got back to my car, a cop was waiting for me with a ticket for leaving the scene of an accident. FML

by dirk855 / 01/18/2009 at 5:29am / United States (Michigan) / Transportation

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  • It was negative 25 degrees below zero? So it was 25 degrees? That's not so bad.
    Seriously, though: #10, -25 degrees isn't deadly if you're dressed appropriately. With long underwear, sweater, warm coat, hat and gloves you can easily survive a two mile walk, and if you live somewhere where it gets that cold you learn to always wear clothing that's warm enough.
    Also, to the people arguing over whether cops have quotas, obviously it depends on the police department. You're all morons.

    #15 - On 06/08/2009 at 3:59pm by Humanoid

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  • Cops do have quotas, and in fact they are rewarded for making or exceeding said quotas. However, they are not supposed to be punished for not meeting said quotas.

    #8 - On 02/26/2009 at 8:06am by Sarah

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