Broke ass dad

By anonymous - 19/03/2011 05:53 - United States

Today, I heard water splashing outside of my house; I investigated it, only to find my dad, whom I don't live with, syphoning gas out of my car. FML
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DarkJoy_fml 5

At least he wasn't sucking **** outside your house for gas money right???..........FYL OP

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tmmundy 17

did you make him pay $3.50 a gal? or did you proceed to kick his ass?

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Bofopio 0

I didn't that siphoning gas made loud splashing sounds, so loud that you'll hear them outside your room.

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DKjazz 20

Wow. Well, these are tough times for us all, but still, wow.

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ManBearP1g 0

It's not that bad anymore was way worse a few years ago.

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cheeksMcgeeks 3

@55 Maybe for your state. In NY gas is almost $4 a gallon.

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C6Racer 0

84, you're lucky. Here in Cali it's already over $4 in many areas.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Ahh, I remember when gas was under $2 in '08.

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nzl_fml 0

Petrol is now NZ$2.20 per litre where I live... that's roughly over $6 per gallon in US terms. Count yourselves lucky.

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ManBearP1g 0

Actually we have it cheaper than a lot of other countries. It was 8$ a gallon in London when I visited. But they have really good public transport infrastructure.

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babyyappld 7

holy shizz bout $1.20 per litre in Toronto

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Tancaliel 12

Only around $4 per gallon? Wow. Over here it's about €1.60 per litre which comes down to $8.50 per gallon... O.o

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raider27 7

About $3.60-$4.00 in Arizona

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GetALilCrazy 0

I'd get a restraining order..

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Doortje 29

Damn, I missed it :( Now I'll always wonder what it was.

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sourgirl101 28

Doortje, it was a picture of boobies. (: now you know.

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j300zx 0

Yeah me too. "Hey you people above! What was the picture!?

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sourgirl101 28

Haha, that I do! My iPhone doesn't show me much. Thank goodness in this case.(:

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sourgirl101 28

Well, he really sucks doesn't he! (:

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sassypants93 17

You beat me to it! I smiled a little when I pressed that ironic button.

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Ikushka 3

interesting description :D

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DarkJoy_fml 5

At least he wasn't sucking **** outside your house for gas money right???..........FYL OP

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tmmundy 17

did you make him pay $3.50 a gal? or did you proceed to kick his ass?

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JustinThunder 8

I'd kick his ass and then steal his wallet. Then again, if he is syphoning gas e probably doesn't have much..

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im_awsome 2

well, gas its very expensive these days. but still its not a good enogh excuse for him to do that

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TayonaC 10

lol why are you saying ewe

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mfjkr 10

at least America is still using the imperial system.......

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attatood 8

Only because America is so backwards and hard headed compared to the rest of the world #91... are you still using dial-up?

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