Today, I was on the bus, it hit a bump on the road and made me hit a elderly man. The bus driver thought I did it on purpose and made me get off. FML
by Parade / 02/28/2011 at 1:00am / United States (New York) / Transportation
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A bump made you hit someone? Please, you were just looking for an excuse to slap the old nuttsack.
#5 - On 02/28/2011 at 6:09am by Doortje
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it'd be funnier if the old man punched you back
#13 - On 02/28/2011 at 6:21am by memo619
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