Transportation: Today, I tried to jump between the train doors to make it in... - FML

By Icey_dan1 - 10/10/2010 15:16 - France

Today, I tried to jump between the train doors to make it in on time. And missed. FML

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By cmzraxsn - 11/12/2010 19:32 - United Kingdom

Today, I ran to catch the train, but slipped on the stairs and fell on my shoulder. However, my effort was rendered useless; it wasn't even my train. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2011 10:43 - Australia

Today, I was sitting waiting for my train for a long while. When it finally came, I had pins and needles in my foot. When I got up, I fell and unsuccessfully stumbled towards the train. The doors closed and it left without me. FML

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The passenger

By Anonymous - 21/02/2016 17:10 - Japan - Koshigaya

Today, I was starting a new job and I didn't want to be late, so I took a train that left earlier than normal, just to make sure I'd be on time. Turns out, the earlier train wasn't an express train, and made it to my stop 12 minutes after my usual one did. I was late for work. FML

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Too late

By Anonymous - 01/03/2015 13:31 - United Kingdom - Guildford

Today, while on the train heading to my new job, my coat caught between two seats. I didn't notice until my stop. I whacked myself in the face in front of everyone trying to get it free, and ended up missing my stop. When I finally got to work, I was told not to bother coming in again. FML

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By Idi - 09/12/2008 12:54 - France

Today, I arrived right on time for my train. Only problem, it was the wrong station. FML

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Beep beep beep

By chloe - 29/06/2009 09:44 - Australia

Today, I was rushing to get on the train to work as I heard the "door closing" beeps. I was about to step onto the train when a man pushed me out of the way so that he could get on. My handbag fell out of my hand into the carriage. I stayed on the platform. FML

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By Noname - 15/03/2009 03:56 - United States

Today, I ran for the train that was about to leave. I tried to hold the doors open with my leg and got stuck. The conductor just yelled out how unbelievable and ridiculous I was and waited 2 minutes to finally release me. Everyone was laughing at me. FML

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Don't tread on me

By Kate - 23/04/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I was waiting for the train. It arrived, I got on and the woman behind me stepped on the back of my shoe. My shoe came flying off and landed in the gutter between the train and the platform. The doors closed, the train pulled away. FML

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By 3,500 down - 07/05/2016 08:00 - United States - Altus

Today, my train departed over 10 minutes early. It was the last train of the day. I missed my transatlantic flight and along with it the vacation and concert I'd spent over a year saving for. FML

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By purplexangel - 02/08/2012 17:32 - United States - Lubbock

Today, I tried to stand by my toaster and train myself to not jump when it popped up. Not only did I jump, I also knocked the toaster off the counter and onto my toes. FML

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mrahhhhh 21

Sunday 10 October 2010 19:43

#1: Why are you late for work? #2: I missed my train and had to patiently wait for the next one. #1: Don't let it happen again. Alternatively... #1: Why are you late for work? #2: I almost died from hitting a train will trying to catch it by jumping through closing doors. #1: ... Get the hell out.

MAGNAVOX 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 19:17

*You're * ******* * retarded Says the person who has grammar problems.

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warpig182 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 19:02

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MAGNAVOX 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 19:17

*You're * ******* * retarded Says the person who has grammar problems.

boratt 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 19:44

^ win

JillianlikesVogu 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 20:04

Wow...how can someone spell 'retarded' wrong? Hypocisy on so many levels.

KingDingALing 9

Sunday 10 October 2010 20:13

1- No, you're the one who is retarded.

ChrisSG 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 20:51

I lol'ed @ this..

TRACKGiRLJONNi 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 21:02

even though you're alive... that deserves a Darwin.

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Sunday 10 October 2010 21:29

59, hippocracky?

rallets 22

Monday 11 October 2010 4:05

hiphopapotamus?

zp5 4

Monday 11 October 2010 4:07

87 you mad?

GeekMaster6000 3

Monday 11 October 2010 9:47

To be honest, I think you'd have to be retarded to have the train in your sites, and just give up on catching it.

bibilovesu 0

Monday 11 October 2010 9:51

haha that was amazing ^ win

bibilovesu 0

Monday 11 October 2010 9:52

o fail that was at #54

Magick 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 19:03

Lmao indeed yu are

cole86 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 19:19

Jew jitsu!

sourgirl101 28

Sunday 10 October 2010 20:03

Geometry Gee•I'm•a•tree

john7h567hgrd 0

Monday 11 October 2010 0:19

so you missed the door... and hit the side of the train?

cole86 0

Monday 11 October 2010 2:22

how'd I get moderated? all I said was Jew Jitsu?

myknewverr 0

Monday 11 October 2010 9:35

hahaha epic!

hellomynameisada 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 7:29

r nt u dead?

LexSwift 17

Sunday 10 October 2010 19:03

Wait. I don't get it... lol

KayBizz 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 19:22

I think he just slammed into the door itself

warpig182 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 19:05

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Lounia_fml 8

Sunday 10 October 2010 19:06

Shouldn't you be dead?

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 10 October 2010 19:47

it's actually not that bad, you get jammed between the doors and enjoy the ride as your clothes get dirty.

hypezster 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 19:55

no when he ran he hit the doors when it was close - also people do this all the time this is not a fml

5t3ff1k4h 44

Sunday 10 October 2010 20:02

No. The train didn't run over him. He just missed and probably fell as the train pulled away.

azhein 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 20:56

I don't think the train was moving yet I think the doors just shut before he could get in

5t3ff1k4h 44

Sunday 10 October 2010 22:25

True enough. Though, OP still wouldn't be dead.

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 10 October 2010 23:14

What did 31 say?

metallicatime 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 19:07

don't be an Asian and push as many people as possible in

thikimo 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 19:11

you should see Japan..

Lifeisntfair13 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 19:12

wait I don't get it! did you get squashed? you would be dead! did you fall ?

Pain_and_Misery 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 19:12

Wow that sucks

sam_08_fml 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 19:13

Im confused what happened after u missed??

whcwtexan 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 19:14

YDI for being a dumbass...

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