Today, I used the bathroom on a bus from New York to Boston, and carefully covered the seat with twenty of the single-square toilet paper rations. As I was peeing, the bus flew over a bump and swerved sharply, and my entire naked bottom was splashed with urine and poop. It wasn't my own. FML

by Anonymous / 04/20/2009 at 2:27am / United States (Rhode Island) / Transportation

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  • The irony here is that if you hadn't wasted time with the TP seat cover, you would have been done and out of the bathroom before the bump.

    #2 - On 04/20/2009 at 10:35am by ForestFire0

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  • I hate public toilets D:

    #3 - On 04/20/2009 at 10:36am by Rok

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