Today, the police posted a description of the car of a child abductor. As everyone slowed down to read the billboard, I realized that the car's description and license plate were very similar to mine. After getting death stares from passengers, I got pulled over. Twice. FML

by eyeamcool / 04/17/2009 at 12:11am / United States (California) / Transportation

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  • Passengers? What passengers?

    Oh, you mean the children you were abducting...

    #2 - On 04/17/2009 at 6:06am by AWESOM_E

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  • One day, #8 will learn when to end a joke, and #9 will learn how to spot one.

    #10 - On 04/17/2009 at 7:18am by mudkipsan

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