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Today, I finally got to surprise my boyfriend with a birthday cake. I spent four days planning the perfect one. First thing he says? "Erm, you know I'm 32, right?" I got his age wrong. FML

#20937690
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28369) - you deserved it (32871)

On 10/29/2013 at 6:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, after hours of organizing and spending around $300 for my three-year-old's birthday party, I realized I forgot to send out the invitations. FML

#20951338
160 comments

Today, it's the fourth day of my new diet. I told my friends and family to watch me every time I eat to make sure it's healthy. I got so desperate that I hid some chocolates in my pocket then scarfed them down while pooping. FML

#20941432
140 comments

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On 11/01/2013 at 2:52pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, because I'm tall enough to see over the cubicle walls at work, I witnessed my 50-year-old co-worker pulling his finger out of his nose and immediately popping it into his mouth. FML

#20947682
77 comments

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On 11/06/2013 at 12:27pm - work - by Wraith (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I sang a romantic song I wrote for my girlfriend. She laughed at my soprano. FML

#20996292
90 comments

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On 12/17/2013 at 8:55pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - China (Shanghai)

Today, I took my 13 year old fishing off the pier for dogfish. The only thing he caught was a piece of my ear. FML

#20952293
88 comments

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On 11/10/2013 at 2:49am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because he thought he heard another guy in the room when he called me, and that I'm cheating on him. The guy he heard was a character from a cartoon my sister was watching. FML

#20958917
63 comments

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On 11/15/2013 at 5:35pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found on Facebook that my best friend of 10 years is getting married next week. I'm guessing my invite got lost in the mail. FML

#20976772
89 comments

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On 12/01/2013 at 7:43am - misc - by JD - Australia (Tasmania)

Today, I realized my wedding ring had fallen off while doing yard work the previous day. Luckily, I only worked in a few areas, so I had high hopes of finding it. That is until a storm came through, blew half a foot of leaves all over the property, and then froze them with sleet. FML

Today, I dropped a new 50lb box of tiles. Luckily, none of the tiles broke. I'm assuming this is because my foot cushioned the fall. FML

#20998674
57 comments

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On 12/19/2013 at 11:41pm - misc - by ouch - United States (Ohio)

Today, in a desperate attempt to add some variety to my life, I resorted to closing my eyes and picking a random font for my essay paper. FML

#20998799
94 comments

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On 12/20/2013 at 3:02am - misc - by Jess (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I covered a 10-hour shift for a sick coworker. Glad to earn some extra money for the holidays, I went to clock out. I hadn't even clocked in when I first got there at 7 am. FML

#20979925
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39577) - you deserved it (14865)

On 12/03/2013 at 11:02pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my friends and I had our Christmas party. I ended up being the only one sober, and had to drive each and every person home. There were 15 of us. FML

#21006894
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36821) - you deserved it (5413)

On 12/27/2013 at 1:35am - misc - by good friend - United States (Montana)



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